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Wasatch "Front" -- A Bunch of Wieners?

(the rest of the story)

June 17, 2002

Oh my goodness.  Guess who gets the last laugh on this one.  I wonder how long the Native Americans have known this one and have kept their lips sealed while busting a gut inside.  This is worse than the Kimosabe joke in which Tonto uses this name for his white-man friend, the Lone Ranger, letting him think it is an Indian name of great repute.  Later, Kimosabe realizes that his nickname means "horse's ass."

My wife brought this one to my attention.

Utah Trivia:

"After reading the book Southern Paiutes by LaVan Martineau -- which, among other bits of trivia, tells the origin of the name Wasatch Mountains -- Kaysville resident Bill Ward probably views our magnificent mountains in a new way.

"Ward, who bought the book in Zion National Park, passes on this except: 'Wasatch -- the name comes from the Paiute and Ute Indian phrase pronounced Wuhu'Seai, meaning 'frozen parts.' Archie Rogers [of the Shivwit Band] tells the following story about the origin of the name: '[The Utes] said that one time many Indians lived there between Heber and Provo. One day the men were out hunting when a big blizzard came up and they lost one of the hunters. When they found him he was dead and his penis was frozen stiff."

Source: Salt Lake Tribune, July 17, 2002; p. B1 "For the Record"

[They didn't include this account online:
http://www.sltrib.com/2002/jul/07172002/utah/754284.htm
but it was in the print version of the paper.]

Sterling

 

See also

Parallels > Isaiah 28 = 2 Nephi 28 -- Drunkards of Ephraim, the crown of pride, in the head of the fat valleys.  Great & Abominable.
Alphabetics > 801 and Salt that has Lost its Savor - Main Utah telephone area CODE.
Alphabetics > 385 Awake and Arise - upcoming Wasatch Front telephone area CODE.
Topical > Supernacle
Alphabetics > Provo
 

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Kimosabe does not mean "horses ass."

----- Original Message -----
From: "M Hill" <docmhill@yahoo.com>
To: <sterlingda@greaterthings.com>
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 2:44 PM
Subject: kimosabe


Kimosabe does not mean "horses ass."
Sabe comes from the verb..saber...to know.
Sabe means...he, she, or it knows.

Kimo is a twist of Querer...to want.
Quiero...I want
Pronounced..."qui"..sounds like key

Therefore...kimosabe....quiero sabe
which is correctly....quiero saber......
which means..."I want to know."

Ass in Spanish is "nalgas."

No where in Kimosabe is "cavallo" which means horse.

 

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